The day my daughter brings a boy home, he will get to see my armory. I will ask him which weapon he likes the most. We will go to the back yard and shoot some targets. After we finish, I’ll tell him if he breaks her heart, he chose his murder weapon.
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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.
The amount of notes on this makes me sad.
hate the mirror, it shows me what I do not want to see.
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I just want hickeys and self esteem
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PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD CARE IF ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR COMMITTED SUICIDE.
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