punchbuggydragon:

ginny-lily:

This is the tumblr Remembrall.

Have you
-texted everyone back?
-done your homework?
-left the oven on?
-fed your pets today?
-forgotten any hot beverages?
-forgotten a birthday?
-eaten today?
-told somebody you love them?
-remembered every appointment/meeting that you had today?
-taken all of the pills you need to take today? better late than never!!

Feel free to add things to the list!

Straighten up your back
Go get a drink of water
Fap at your leisure.
Cuddled or had a date with your SO recently?
Did that one good thing for yourself today?
so-basically-larry:

"I see what it’s like for Day and Night, never together, ‘cause they see things in a different light."
The day my daughter brings a boy home, he will get to see my armory. I will ask him which weapon he likes the most. We will go to the back yard and shoot some targets. After we finish, I’ll tell him if he breaks her heart, he chose his murder weapon.

(Source: eleventy-7, via princessmelodique)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

(via princessmelodique)

thatfunnyblog:

I’ll have a large please
shitastical:

nitrqin:

 

paletastical, glowtastical, grungetastical
Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

itcuddles:

The amount of notes on this makes me sad.

hate the mirror, it shows me what I do not want to see.

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via satanicnutella)

I just want hickeys and self esteem

(Source: unw0ken, via unw0ken)

PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD CARE IF ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR COMMITTED SUICIDE.

(Source: bohemianblisss, via satanicnutella)

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